Quote of the day:

“ahhyaaammpppt.” 

About me

Alexandra Kelley Schmitt

I was born in the jungle--of San Francisco--and survived off the land for many months (the land of mom’s milk). I have two tabbies as my bodyguards which makes me feel pretty lucky and special. 

I am a Giants, 49ers, Golden State, Syracuse, Purdue, Grinnell, Cornell, Wisconsin, and Yale fan. Sports keep me really busy and I sometimes bomb out if my team plays poorly. My mommies yell at the tv a lot when my teams are bad. 

My mommies names are Stephanie aka Steph or Schmitty, and Jennifer aka Jen, Jinky, Milk Bar. My tabbies’ names are Pele and Buke. I go to daycare sometimes, if I feel like it. Sometimes I just stay home and bomb out for fun. 

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